ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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