drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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