she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Houston, we have a blender
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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