What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
