After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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