come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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