due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
A bitchslap is in order.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
