If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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