and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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