Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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