No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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