Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
