Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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