Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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