I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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