So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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