Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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