How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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