if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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