Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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