She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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