Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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