i jhust puked up my retainher.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
