i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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