if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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