I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Pooping to opera.
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