It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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