Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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