HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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