I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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