Say something about gay babies.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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