I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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