we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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