no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
A+ Viking dick
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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