Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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