We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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