i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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