playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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