it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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