Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just found a bag of teeth...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
