Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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