I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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