i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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