Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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