"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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