She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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