Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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