what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Never joke about your clitoris.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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