Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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