I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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