you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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