So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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