I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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